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mrs_helenesnape: (Mermish1)

I Rant, Therefore I Am

Life sucks no matter where you are, so don't be fooled by location changes!

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Created on 2017-01-03 05:16:30 (#2711278), last updated 2017-01-03 (37 weeks ago)

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Name:mrs_helenesnape
Birthdate:Dec 27
Location:Searcy, Arkansas, United States of America
I am 38 year old, stay at home mom of a beautiful 12 year old boy. I have Bachelor's and Master's degrees in Business Administration. I am a HP Fanfic lover. I sail the SS/HG, LM/HG, DM/HG ships and occasionally the a Slytherin/HG threesome (usually SS/LM/HG, sometimes SS/DM/HG). There's just something about those Slytherins that is unbelievably attractive to me.


Age Statement: I am over the age of 18 (should be obvious since I have a 12 year-old). This journal could potentially contain adult content, so consider yourself warned. If you are not of age in your home state/country...DON'T READ THIS JOURNAL!!! There are no regulations against viewing or posting adult content in my state as long as it is inaccessible to minors &/or contains an appropriate warning.




I'm taking the plunge and going to participate in the upcoming SS/HG Exchange. Here are the links to my stories that are over 1500 words, so the mods will know that I am capable of producing fic.

1. An Unusual Profession (RS)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Charlie/Hermione
Word Count: 4673
Summary: Submission to the Hermione Fuh-Q-Fest. Hermione has decided to pursue an unconventional career. Where will it lead? To a breakthrough in a new area of magic? Or to the arms of a man who could break her heart?

2. Heat Wave (RS)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Severus/Hermione
Word Count: 6393
Summary: This AU work is a submission to Ms. Figg's “In Other Alternate Universes” challenge. The premise – Hermione is the snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Severus is the Gryffindor student. It's unseasonably warm in the Scottish Highlands, causing everyone to act out of sorts. How could a heat wave bring two unsuspecting people together?

3. November Rain (M)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Lucius/Hermione
Word Count: 2717
Summary: In response to a love song challenge. Hermione reflects on her life while standing in the cold November rain. The 1991 song "November Rain" by Guns N Roses. Word count not including lyrics: 2427

4. Revenge is a Dish Best Served... (RS)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Severus/Hermione
Word Count: 2414
Summary: Submission to HPCon_Envy in response to the request for "gritty, obscene, almost caught, revenge sex." Hermione has discovered the truth about her relationship with Lucius. Will Severus show her how to best serve her revenge?




I'm proud to represent the House of Ravenclaw! Here I show off the patches given to me for my efforts in the House Cup Competition.

Here's your July Patch. It has 2 stars because you posted at least 4 chapters and left more than 10 reviews during the month! You make Ravenclaw proud! I joined the Cup in late July, so I wasn't able to participate very much.

Here's your August Patch. It has 8 stars - the maximum - because you posted more than 4 chapters and left more than 110 reviews during the month! Wow! You make Ravenclaw really proud!

Here's your September Patch. It has 8 stars - the maximum - because you left more than 280 reviews during the month! Wow! You make Ravenclaw really proud!

Here's your October Patch. It has 8 stars - the maximum - because you posted more than 8 drabbles and left more than 350 reviews during the month! Wow! You make Ravenclaw really proud!

Here's your November Patch. It has 8 stars - the maximum - because you left more than 380 reviews during the month! Wow! You make Ravenclaw really proud!

Here's your final patch. It has 8 stars - the maximum - because you posted more than 4 chapters, 8 drabbles, and left more than 800 reviews during the month! Wow! OWL Staff and Ravenclaw House thank you!

For being part of Ravenclaw--the winner House--congratulations! Take this patch as a reward.




SQUEE! My fellow Ravenclaws have honored me and my contributions to the House Cup. Here are the beautiful banners (created by Paya27 & embellished by TalesofSnape) they gave me:

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I took the plunge and found out what 'my' Tarot card is. UGH! There are no words...


You are The Tower


Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.


The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.


The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.


What Tarot Card are You?
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